Smelltheg-love
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apparently she was making deposits with a strap on ....She was actually the bank managers (not rhyming slang) daughter! I never tested her eyes
apparently she was making deposits with a strap on ....She was actually the bank managers (not rhyming slang) daughter! I never tested her eyes
You've just gave yourself away that you watch the KardashiansA wee brainfart. Seems a lot of people love to have what i term "handbag " size dogs. So they carry them around, the dog gets jack shit exercise, when it shits you pick it up.
Why not get a cat? Low maintenance and no getting up at dawn for walkies (mostly in a handbag). The cat won't shit in your garden. Usually the neighbours which is fine. At least for me. As i say, a brainfart and I'm bored
and a very intelligent brainfart tae............ but when pussy is the unachievable quest and the biggest bain in your life, you can see why people pick devil dugs ............A wee brainfart. Seems a lot of people love to have what i term "handbag " size dogs. So they carry them around, the dog gets jack shit exercise, when it shits you pick it up.
Why not get a cat? Low maintenance and no getting up at dawn for walkies (mostly in a handbag). The cat won't shit in your garden. Usually the neighbours which is fine. At least for me. As i say, a brainfart and I'm bored
And any cat worth its salt would rip the gizzard out of one of these pocket dugs!A wee brainfart. Seems a lot of people love to have what i term "handbag " size dogs. So they carry them around, the dog gets jack shit exercise, when it shits you pick it up.
Why not get a cat? Low maintenance and no getting up at dawn for walkies (mostly in a handbag). The cat won't shit in your garden. Usually the neighbours which is fine. At least for me. As i say, a brainfart and I'm bored
That said Shammy the wee dog is a wee cutie. That's before you sling abuseA wee brainfart. Seems a lot of people love to have what i term "handbag " size dogs. So they carry them around, the dog gets jack shit exercise, when it shits you pick it up.
Why not get a cat? Low maintenance and no getting up at dawn for walkies (mostly in a handbag). The cat won't shit in your garden. Usually the neighbours which is fine. At least for me. As i say, a brainfart and I'm bored
listen tae the unofficial eddie izzardAnd any cat worth its salt would rip the gizzard out of one of these pocket dugs!
Sorry for being violent
I may be many things but i couldn't steep so lowYou've just gave yourself away that you watch the Kardashians
i confess to liking one or two of the dochtorsI may be many things but i couldn't steep so low
Jasper's a wee cutie mate, I was sat having a coffee this morning and Nanouk's face popped out the Christmas tree, like a furry decoration! Wish I'd got a photo of itThe wee man tonight
Where's Santa?
Watchin Sheff. Utd and Man u good game,good game,as somebody once saidOff piste again.
Watching snooker. The refs a cutie.
I keep watching Ronnie to see if hes having a quick swatch at her arse when she's replacing the balls!Off piste again.
Watching snooker. The refs a cutie.
Anno a wizI keep watching Ronnie to see if hes having a quick swatch at her arse when she's replacing the balls!
Tommy as in Gemell i hope? A cracker pal
I'll say yes, but in reality we got the cats (brother & sister) through Cats Protection when they were 7 months old so they already had names.Tommy as in Gemell i hope? A cracker pal