DILLIGAF
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This boy grew up top be the undefeated champ of the neighbourhood
My wife (ex) brought him home as the girl she worked with had a we brother who used to abuse him
Horrible little bastard of a teenage boy
I didn't name him, she did...called him Muffin
He was tiny, and liked to climb up your leg and onto your shoulders, as you were standing at the sink
We had him for about 15 years,
and he was a character
Measured him from the tip of his nose, to his big bushy tail...39 inches
Before we had our fence all round the house, we were sunbathing in the backyard one day, and a dog raced up the side of the house, and into the yard, and tried to attack him
Chaos ensued, he sat up, swatted the dog's nose, which yelped, then turned and ran, with our boy right on his heels
He could run faster than the dog, so every few strides, he'd swat his arse, and the dog would give out a yelp
A few days later, a neighbour shows up with a vet bill, wanting me to pay to have his dog stitched up
I told him his dog had come onto our property when we were relaxing, and tried to attack our cat, who then defended himself
The guy started started waving his arms, and shouting (not the best plan for him) and swearing
He left after I suggested he 'gp for a nap' with my help of course
That was the last we heard from him
My wife (ex) brought him home as the girl she worked with had a we brother who used to abuse him
Horrible little bastard of a teenage boy
I didn't name him, she did...called him Muffin
He was tiny, and liked to climb up your leg and onto your shoulders, as you were standing at the sink
We had him for about 15 years,
and he was a characterMeasured him from the tip of his nose, to his big bushy tail...39 inches
Before we had our fence all round the house, we were sunbathing in the backyard one day, and a dog raced up the side of the house, and into the yard, and tried to attack him
Chaos ensued, he sat up, swatted the dog's nose, which yelped, then turned and ran, with our boy right on his heels
He could run faster than the dog, so every few strides, he'd swat his arse, and the dog would give out a yelp
A few days later, a neighbour shows up with a vet bill, wanting me to pay to have his dog stitched up
I told him his dog had come onto our property when we were relaxing, and tried to attack our cat, who then defended himself
The guy started started waving his arms, and shouting (not the best plan for him) and swearing
He left after I suggested he 'gp for a nap' with my help of course
That was the last we heard from him
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, Cesar will sit like that till he gets a wee corner of your toast. 
