GIMP PRESS CONFERENCE!!

[Winter]

Eloquent as Fuck, and come on Celtic stand up to the pish that’s in the media.
Call out the lies and the Provocation that the Scouse clown ? is spouting.
Great post Lemon hh

HH ?

Couldnae put it better maself F(ukn) F(ukwit)F(ukpigs) ra howal F(ukn) lott eh em!! (My rangers voive in writing ?

 

[stilsound]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1112828141989478405

Hilarious!!?????

The Roving Reporter for want of a better description looks totally gubbed by the incisive quotes given by carefully chosen numpties

 

[Jinky1962]

I never thought I would be thanking sevco fans for anything ever.but the interview outside the Bristol bar had the tears running down my face thanks lads.yous would clean up at the Edinburgh festival only things missing where the red noses

 

[Lemon]

I had to work in Carlisle today but had time for a swifter a lunchtime. I am at the bar with my " bhoys tic tac mints" on display in case anybody wanted one (a present from home) when in walks a bloke decked out in red, white and blue who told me he was from Larkhall and was a Partick supporter and totally agreed with me when I told him that the new team had lost the plot. I'm still comprehending this situation ???

 

[Thai Tommy]

He should be thanking Broony for taking all the attention away from him getting his erse spanked, yet again. The huns are that fking thick they cant see he's as bad as Pedro.
What have you won this season Stevie? Feck all. I hope he stays.

Many a word spoke in jest...... No Broony who be in the headlights

 

[Sean Dbl Tbl]

I never thought I would be thanking sevco fans for anything ever.but the interview outside the Bristol bar had the tears running down my face thanks lads.yous would clean up at the Edinburgh festival only things missing where the red noses

Funniest thing av ever seen m8?????..10 min version is on YouTube whr the other Mutant gets involved!!????..Strangely enuf he's also an olive short ae a feature!!?????

 

[JamSam67]

Funniest thing av ever seen m8?????..10 min version is on YouTube whr the other Mutant gets involved!!????..Strangely enuf he's also an olive short ae a feature!!?????

Agree Sean was Suecuntinperb funniest thing seen for a long time. Snotter inducing hilarity.
The Fuds that keep on Giving.

HH ??

 

[Maria]

Link?

Ano sean where is the link share the giggle ffs

 

[Maria]

This might not be eloquent but fuck it. Steven Gerrard is a brain dead arse. He yearns for 10 years ago when he might have been able to take on Broony on the park but now has to watch his inadequates fail to deal with probably the best holding midfielder in Scottish football during that time. Take him and his followers on Celtic. Ask for explanations of why that club felt their behaviour was acceptable. Why statements defending Hahalliday only protecting his men are accepable. There was nothing that Broony done that is not seen 2 or 3 times in every match played worldwide with no consequences. They cannot handle it. I have heard so many statements from supposed neutrals trying to equalise the guilt when they were so quick to blame our side for past discrepancies that I am losing my tether. F(ucking) F(uckwits) has posters advocating taking SB out in public or encouraging players to break his legs in the next encounter. Call these fuckers out. Take these fuckers on. We have always had the moral high ground. Let us keep it that way. We will play against the bent agenda. We will beat them and we should never let them forget we are beating them fairly. Take it ya bastards. Your years of bigotry, discrimination, tax avoiding and cheating as tools of success are over. Die die die. I have had enough

Now dont you hold back pal ?

Only in scotland can a smile be mitigating circumstances to be openly assaulted over n over again.

John kennedy. No argument here?

Why the fuck not Celtic or has my bhoy just to put up n shut up?

Get aff yer arses and protect your employees ya miserable cunts

 

[Maria]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1112828141989478405

Hilarious!!?????

Wit a fkn ugly bellend. Where do these cunts come fae.....brigton?

Howlin. Wit a minger.

 

[The Shamrock]

They come fae under rocks.

 

[Maria]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1112839678724632576

Planet Fukin NUMPTY!!??????

How shite are their schools.

Need ma windows licked

Thats ma windows

No herpes need apply ??

 

[Maria]

View attachment 2175

Now that is hot hot hot ???

 

[Maria]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1112839678724632576

Planet Fukin NUMPTY!!??????

Spacecakes

 

[Maria]

I had to work in Carlisle today but had time for a swifter a lunchtime. I am at the bar with my " bhoys tic tac mints" on display in case anybody wanted one (a present from home) when in walks a bloke decked out in red, white and blue who told me he was from Larkhall and was a Partick supporter and totally agreed with me when I told him that the new team had lost the plot. I'm still comprehending this situation ???

Take it the manky bastard wasn’t tic tac fresh ?

 

[Sean Dbl Tbl]

Ano sean where is the link share the giggle ffs

Links page before Maria but ma m8 told me it had been taken doon coz it RIDICULES them sooo much???? Of crse if u had an oz of intelligence that wd be painfully obvious but God Forbid them the Poor Mutants!!??????

 

[The Shamrock]

Slippy really is as thick as a plank when he says they are the best team in the league. It must have sounded good in his own head but all he's achieved is giving us more laughs and leaves us in no doubt that he's a real idiot.

With all the money he has, you'd think he could afford to buy himself an education.

 

[The Shamrock]

Now on FF they're having a go at everyone for "victim blaming" as Broony dragged his boot down the back of mad dug's leg first.

Not on my telly he didn't ffs.

 

[Jinky1962]

I'm sorry I had to watch the Bristol bar video again they should put a health warning up before you play it iv got chest pains now from laughing so much see the guy that says nothing I think he knows what a train crash of an interview it is and he's only staying because its helium guys round priceless.

 

[Sean Dbl Tbl]

Now on FF they're having a go at everyone for "victim blaming" as Broony dragged his boot down the back of mad dug's leg first.

Not on my telly he didn't ffs.

Aye raked eez studs right doon eez legs Shammie ???..Funny that coz in the Tollbooth he tickled eez left boot..Maybe a wiz PISHED AT HAF 12??????..Funny that coz El Donkeyo booted Brooney in the baws last Dec & got 0 reaction!!