Me n the Mrs were on the bus coming home from the town ( about 10 years ago). The bus was fairly busy with some people standing. A half pished guy about 50 got on. After a wee while o being loud he took oot a fag and lit it up. Nobody said anything except one wee auld woman.
She said to the guy, " come on now you, put that fag oot, ye must ken there's nae smoking on the bus" then pointing down to the front of the bus she went on, "look even the black boy doon the front o the bus isna breaking any o the rules". You could hear the collective intake of breath on the bus as everyone turned to look at the wee woman including the non rule breaking guy. I had to hold back the laughter. We don't know what happened next because it was our stop and we had to get aff.
