I don't use Facebook, I feel its designed to facilitate a means of communication between me and people I don't want to communicate with.
Hi you stole my lunch money at school in 1986 you're a cunt - oh fuck sorry about that I'll send you 50p.
Hi we were mates at college and I knew you shagged my sister but just found out you shagged my mother too, you're a cunt - oh fuck sorry about that your sister didn't tell me she was your maw aswell.
Hi I was your mates sister from college, I gave birth to our child in 1991 you're a cunt - oh for fuck sake!!