Statements we will NEVER here from Ibrokes.

[Shadow2]

Statements we will NEVER here from Ibrokes.

'No for me, I'm full' (Jabba being asked 'anything else' in the Ibrox canteen)

'Welcome your Holiness'

'Sorry, it's actually our fault'

'I'm loving this Eggs Benedict and this 7up with the green straw'

'Actually the club and the company are one in the same'

'Who fancies a wee drink to celebrate St Patrick's Day'

 

[Maria]

Statement from The Real Rangers FC

We apologise unreservedly for wasting other peoples money. The truth is we were so caught up in the cheating our way every season that we thought it was our right. We admit that we paid to have the referees as biased as possible in our favour and yet we often still couldn't beat the greatest team that ever played football.

We wholehearted apologise to people of the Roman Catholic faith to whom we have brainwashed our minions to hate without good reason. And we would like all our tainted titles struck from the record.

Your truly the King of liars.

Nailed it TET ????

 

[Maria]

Statements we will NEVER here from Ibrokes.

'No for me, I'm full' (Jabba being asked 'anything else' in the Ibrox canteen)

'Welcome your Holiness'

'Sorry, it's actually our fault'

'I'm loving this Eggs Benedict and this 7up with the green straw'

'Actually the club and the company are one in the same'

'Who fancies a wee drink to celebrate St Patrick's Day'

Too funny ???

 

[Shadow2]

Too funny ???

HH.

 

[the great jc]

.............Ibrox March 17 2019..............

"Who the frigg put the lights off"

...voice in the dark...
"No-one Dave, there's nae money in the meter"

...Dave King.....
"here's 50p, now hurry up, I need to phone Glasgow Airport"
" whaurs' that biscuit tin"?

"but Dave, they want a 5 grand re-connection charge first, AND a 5 grand electric top up"

...Dave King.....
..."WHAT!!!!! ......Ask Alfredo for a sub"
"Oh and if Jermaine Jackson phones for me, tell him I'm away tae the bank"
" an' gie's a len' o' yer mobile, ah need tae get the next flight tae Soot Ufrika'

...voice in the dark...
...."Mr King, when are you coming back, stevie's on his way here"

... Dave King ....in the distance...
..." last man LEAVE the lights aff"

 

[Jinky1962]

I'm giving up Buckfast for lent

 

[Maria]

The roof caved. Fuck.

 

[The Galway shawl]

FIVE WAY AGREEMENT.....certainly what would you like to know and we'll even throw in a copy. Just see Jim traynor.

 

[The Shamrock]

"Mad dug is not for sale at any price"

 

[Maria]

Kennels next to the coke fridge

 

[Maria]

Just past our cheque cashin centre.

 

[CelticRose]

going for No 1

 

[The Shamrock]

Near the holy water font.

 

[TET]

The holy father will be coming to do the windfall draw and we hope that everyone in attendance will knell in reverence and make the sign of the cross as a good will gesture.

 

[Maria]

They Tims know the score. Time for a chapel and a confession box. We’re aw too heavily weighed down by our evil deeds.

Where are they again ?

 

[Maria]

We never wash. Sshhh

 

[Maria]

No cake in jaffa.

 

[The Shamrock]

Genuflect as you leave the tunnel at Paradise, lads.

 

[The Galway shawl]

TRANSPARENCY ....'that's what I'll bring to this great institutional club that's open to all.
Any Questions ask Jimbo the SATAN nipple suckler. And now a our father said in Latin for our being forgiven for our passed digressions.....when your ready father Murphy.

 

[TET]

The team coming up the tunnel will now be accompanied by our new official theme tune and the horned goat of Uslter in commemoration of our false resurrection from the pit of damnation.