When somebody asks " what do you want for Christmas hohoho?"
And you're not sure how to put it in words just put it in pictures.
Now if you don't want this for Christmas then....ehm.....I.....eh....why tfk not?
Just kidding you should see the state of her when she's naked , and I'm finished with her anyway, granted I shouldn't have told her to fuk off , a bit hasty but as stunning as she is us Celtic supporters are stunning as well.
Not all of us of course some are blessed with dazzling good looks, like me and some are more like AJ and lucky to have a special person in thier lives . ( take a joke don't take joke)
Some are unfortunately.born halfway in between , and it's a shame it really is , I mean look at AJ and clay
Fk me not thank you.
OK I'll admit it, Johnny walker 12 Yr old Black label isnae bad at all.
Still i stick to my word, senga looked great in this photie but was also a bit of a cunt , not agreeing with my Celtic analysis despite not even knowing the score.
So I was right to throw her out, probably shouldve gave her a jacket though , all she had to do was say " yes winter whatever you say winter you know how much I value your opinion on Celtic despite being from vladivistok ( is that enough? , or more bs on vladivostock?) The rest is all real , I know that for certain cos It's in my head and only the truth lives there apart from the made up bits but it's Christmas nearly and we're allowed to wish upon a star.
Uch been there done that got that tee shirt tae.
see! Believe whit ye want but I swear I'm telling the twuth.
Very carefully worded
