When I was a site agent with Barratt many moons ago we were all coerced (they promised us free drink) into going to a management seminar at Forrest Hills one weekend, about 15 of us and we'd all been through the mill together. First up we had to stand up like an arse and introduce ourselves to the team, even though we all knew each other, so we kept it brief, then this new tit stands up "my name's........and I'm here to teach you all how to build houses"!!!!
Fuck me he was popular, he lasted three months before going off sick with a nervous breakdown, lasted longer than I expected to be fair.