Number Plate.

Emdy want tae buy a commemorative soup plate
Autographed by former players who work as pundits on Sky, and other Hun media
Willing to chuck in a widden spoon
Wonder if yer man got his price for that plate yet ?
Actually, I don't but hey ho, let me know about the plate
HH
 
Cause they're spending 50 quid on a fake jumper cause it's orange way mcewans on it I thought it was funny orite๐Ÿ˜›
 
Least they're not orange,got mcewans on them or are 50 fuckin quid ๐Ÿคฃ
 
Talking about plates of grub had my maws mince and tatties tonite fuckin superb ๐Ÿ˜‹canny beat ur mammy's grub unless she's a fat lazy cunt who only buys the weans potnoodles ๐Ÿคฃ
And now I'm hungry
I make my own, and by all accounts it's pretty good
Liliana was asked what do you want for dinner ?
She told her Mum, "I'm not hungry !!"
"What are we having ?"
"Papa's mince n tatties"
"Yay !!! I'm HUNGRY !!!"
As my granny used to say, it's grub that sticks tae yer ribs
From licence plates, to soup plates, to mince n tatties, that's the Celtic Noise way
 
I always wonder if the fact that my wee maw and da couldn't cook to save themselves was the reason I became a Chef, not that we starved mind you, they both worked hard all their days to raise us 3greeting faced weans, but anything they cooked, well lets just said I've never missed having their mince n tatties etc. Still the plain bread and butter butties with sugar on them and fired out the kitchen window at me were lovely jubbly. ๐Ÿ˜‚
 
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