Spherical Planet
Well-known member
Whilst I'm not a massive fan of console gaming, I feel that to create more authenticity to their Pro Evolution Soccer franchise, the publisher, KONAMI, should properly simulate the sheer cheating bastardishness of our referees in their next edition.
An option to call out the bastards, Steve Clark style, should also be incorporated.
Sony, Nintendo and Microsoft would be rubbing their hands with glee, as a whole raft of consoles will need to be replaced after the original product was smashed against the wall in anger and frustration.
I'd also recommend they get apologist soup-takers to provide in-game commentary for an even more realistic experience and perhaps a sniper mode, so you can simulate sitting in the 3-D modelled Virtual Celtic Park and shoot the bastards!!!
An option to call out the bastards, Steve Clark style, should also be incorporated.
Sony, Nintendo and Microsoft would be rubbing their hands with glee, as a whole raft of consoles will need to be replaced after the original product was smashed against the wall in anger and frustration.
I'd also recommend they get apologist soup-takers to provide in-game commentary for an even more realistic experience and perhaps a sniper mode, so you can simulate sitting in the 3-D modelled Virtual Celtic Park and shoot the bastards!!!