I Met a BR Type Recently

[Maria]

Like BR if he wiz chocolate the cant would eat himsel.

Talked a good show but shit on delivery.

More like a petulant hormonal teenager and yet claiming to be the big man haha

Wit a fkn trip.

Don’t ye just hate a time waster.

A story teller.

All of wit he’s gonna do ?? cunt cant even say hello.

Where do these people come fae a don’t know but maybe jist a wee tip stop watchin porn and hop into the real world.

Ye might like it dafty ?

 

[Spherical Planet]

Like BR if he wiz chocolate the cant would eat himsel.

Talked a good show but shit on delivery.

More like a petulant hormonal teenager and yet claiming to be the big man haha

Wit a fkn trip.

Don’t ye just hate a time waster.

A story teller.

All of wit he’s gonna do ?? cunt cant even say hello.

Where do these people come fae a don’t know but maybe jist a wee tip stop watchin porn and hop into the real world.

Ye might like it dafty ?

Ach, I watched a re-run of The Office just to remind me of David Brent/Brendan Rodgers.

The pompous arrogance, the massive ego and the inevitable calamity (coming to a city near you, Leicester fans)!

 

[Maria]

Aye cunt gets about ??

 

[Maria]

In never neverland

 

[Maria]

Still everydays a school day. For schoolbhoys ?

 

[DILLIGAF]

Years ago, my daughter worked in retail, a stylish clothing store, for both men & women
She's a good looking girl, obviously takes after her mum
One day, a young, guy comes swaggering in, comes up to her and says: 'I need some shirts, ties, a couple of suits...I'm with...(mentions the local pro team) and I'm...the shit...!!' as if, being 'the shit' was something you should say to a girl, you're trying to impress
She says 'Oh really? My Dad was with them, perhaps you know him'
She said he look deflated, got his phone out looked at it and said 'Erm, I have to go, I'll be back...'
She said, they all laughed after he'd gone and they never saw him again
Chancer